cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-09-28 12:16 pm

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[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
How will would you even know wow melt the ice. It could be the police, since I'm pretty sure they have fire pokémon.

[Sad thing is that he's happy that Whitney is stuck. He just wished the guy could have thought of a better way to go about it.]
Edited 2011-09-29 22:37 (UTC)

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
You overestimate how competent the police in thissss place are!

And I have my ssssources. It shouldn't be too hard to find out who did it.

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not overestimating them I'm saying that they're smart enough to start fires.

Even if you do have these supposed sources. It's not like you can even do anything to the person.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I can do something to the person! What do you mean I can't?

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I know your a huge coward so you'd used to pokemon fight but what if the person has stronger pokémon than you do?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ssssurely you must know that there are other ways of dealing with people? After all, you claimed to be an assassin, remember?

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a former assassin. Anyway I can think of several ways to torture someone in Johto since outright killing is ineffective.

Silting their throats, electrocution, dosing them with poison, ripping out finger nails, and giving them volatile hallucinogenic substances to name a few. [Damn it Cobra now you got him rambling about torture.]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sssssee? There's plenty of options.

[He was thinking more along the lines of attacking a trainer directly, but all of those work too.]

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes but the problem is that you'd probably broadcast the torture on the network and a ton of pissed off trainers will come after you.

[In his mind Cobra is the exhibitionist of poorly planned evil]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if I did, they'd still never catch me!

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it would be hard to find a grown man that wears bright blue, a mask and has serious speech impediment.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Harder than you think. I could easily disguise myself.

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So you'd ditch the mask and blue suit for your great disguise.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesssss. It's an incredibly simple way to avoid capture, but it's very effective.