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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

Comments

[Video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Wow just wow.]

That was the stupidest plan I have ever seen executed.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What?

[How can someone call this amazing plan of his stupid?]

It was not stupid! It was brilliant!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[...]

Oh no! What are we gonna do now?! WE'RE DOOMED!

[/sarcasm]

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That's right! You're all doomed! Every last one of you!

[Video]

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

[currently riding a Typhlosion (in order to let the Absol recover a little), so you might hear that in the background]

...A fire Pokémon could melt that pretty easily, you know.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[He hadn't considered this possibility at all.]

Don't tell anyone that!

[video]

[usedstarpunch.livejournal.com]

What the heck?

Why would anyone do somethin' like that?!

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Why? Because I felt like it that's why!

[And that triggers some more evil laughter.]

Video

[hakase-de-nya.livejournal.com]

[Congratulations, Cobra. You've frightened an eight year old girl. One wearing a Rocket sweater.]

Y-you have to let them all out or they'll starve to death! Or they'll eat their cat!

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I don't have to let them out! In fact, I don't have to do anything!

voice;

[nodoubleteam.livejournal.com]

[ just when he thinks cobra can't get any more entertaining. ]

My, Commander. How devious of you.

voice;

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

It was rather devious, wasn't it?

[Voice]

[foolishwren]

.... I bet she's crying in there.





This is THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TODAY.

[Voice]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[Not exactly the reaction he was expecting.]

Good! She should be crying!

[Video]

[10yen_idol]

Y-You're icing the doors...?

Why would you do that!?

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Because I can!

[sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com]

[What did he just witness.]

[No, seriously, you might have broken his brain.]

...What...? [Hang on, he can totally form a coherent sentence!] What was the point of that? Did you have to put on such a grandiose show? Are you trying to get yourself captured by the authorities?

[You sir, are a very brave man. Or very foolish. Either way, Archer approves.]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

The authorities? Capture me?

[He laughs at the very idea of the authorities capturing him.]

Have you seen what passes for police in Johto? They couldn't catch me if...if...even if I robbed the police sssstation in broad daylight!

[voice]

[cockinthecrown.livejournal.com]

[Is this supposed to be a childish prank or a legit attempt at terrorism? Either way, this brings back memories of dealing with mercenaries.

By that I mean he thinks this is pretty damn stupid.]

How ....... inconvenient.

[voice]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[He spends weeks putting this together and all he gets is an inconvenient? The Commander isn't very happy about that.]

This is more than a ssssssimple inconvenience! Much more!

audio;

[lonesummoner.livejournal.com]

[ ... ]

Avoiding a date? [ Cause that is some extreme lengths you're going for if you want to avoid Whitney. ]

audio;

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What? No! I am not avoiding a date!

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[That is...the dumbest evil plan Envy has ever seen. But hey, he can appreciate spite.]

How terrible of you. Well, if you manage to make her cry I'd count it a success.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sssssure she'll be crying! After all, now she's trapped forever!

[Cackling.]

[Video]

[fullmetalbro.livejournal.com]

...

You do know that there are animals here that can breathe fire, right?

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What's your point?

[video]

[justicereigns]

You realize that can just be melted.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course I realize that! But whoever melts it will suffer my wrath!