cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-09-28 12:16 pm

28 | Video

[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This is hardly all I can do! Like I said before, my next attack will be much worse!
darkenedgales: (why would i need a driver's license)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-09-30 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Riiight. You shouldn't make empty promises, y'know!

[... He kind of sounds like he's scolding a child there.]

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
They're not empty! And if you continue to annoy me, I'll personally show you just how real they are!
darkenedgales: (i herd u lyk mudkipz)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-10-01 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, how scary. [He says that with a shit-eating grin.] I could believe ya if I hadn't heard the same old line thousands of times before.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a difference you idiot! I actually follow through with my threats, and I'll make sure to wipe that sssssmile off your face when I do it!
darkenedgales: ([TF5] and then we took over the island)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-10-01 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure you do! So, did ya ever get that one million dollars you asked for? Since the answer is no, what happened to your threats from back then?

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That? I ssssee no harm in explaining that. That plan was ruined by a number of unforeseen setbacks I could do nothing about! This plan and my future plans won't have those setbacks!
darkenedgales: (why yes my birds just kicked your ass.)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-10-01 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He yawns loudly.]

Lame excuse. Whatcha gonna do if something comes up this time, too?

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lame? His excuses aren't lame.]

I'll show you lame! And nothing will happen! I don't have to worry about subordinates disappearing on me this time!
darkenedgales: (i solemly swear i'm up to no good)

[video]

[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-10-02 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[fffft YOUR RAGE IS HILARIOUS]

You mean there were people who actually followed you?

Well, at least they're gone now and the level of dumb in Johto has decreased!

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He won't say anything about the dumb thing. As far as he's concerned, some of that is definitely open to debate.]

Were? There still are!
darkenedgales: (so how can we make this show more gay?)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-10-02 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
How much are you paying them that they ignore the fact they're making idiots out of themselves?

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not paying them anything. They work for me for free.
darkenedgales: (llama llama JACK?)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2011-10-02 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
... That makes no sense, unless they're a bunch cretins. No offense [LIES] but who the hell would want to work with you of their own free will?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not about to give you their names, but many people! Of course, not all of them are working for me of their own free will. Ssssome of them don't have a choice!