cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-09-28 12:16 pm

28 | Video

[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Or she doesn't exist because you made her up!
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-09 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Now, why would I do a thing like that?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Because...how should I know? You're probably trying to distract me so the authorities can have an easier time tracking me down!
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, man. You're the one who answered the call!

... Maybe you're subconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I do sssssomething like that?
foolishwren: i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever (let me just make one thing clear)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-09 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, you tell me!

[This is the most productive conversation anyone in the universe has ever had.]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't! It doesn't make sense for me to foil my own plans!
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Then I got nothin', man.

I have no explanation for your behavior.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
The explanation is that you are trying to distract me with your nonsense!