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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-09-28 12:16 pm

28 | Video

[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm one of them.

[Almost a year and a half, actually.]

If there's a way home, no one's aware of it! Or if they are, they're keeping it a sssssecret!

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. That's unfortunate.]

What about the Gym Badges? I've heard if you collect all eight of them you'll be able to return home.

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not true. Ssssomeone disproved that story months ago!

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[That's... probably the most genuine emotion you've seen out of him and it's... kind of derpy surprise. Whoops.]

But that's not... Then how are we... How the hell do we get home, then?

[That's not okay, he really needs to get home!]

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
If I knew the answer to that, we wouldn't be having this conversation! I would have already conquered this world and used its resources to destroy G.I. Joe in mine!

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[...Alright, let's just... calm down. There's no way home. There's no way home.]

You're quite sure this theory was disproved?

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm sure! It's why I haven't bothered obtaining most of these ssssstupid badges!

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[That will effectively get Archer to shut up for a minute or two. He's not actively looking at the Gear - though to be fair he was never really looking at it; Archer never makes eye contact - instead staring off into space.]

What about the Elite Four? I've heard they need to be defeated in order to return home as well.

[Audio]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't heard anything about that. If someone had challenged them, I'm ssssure I would have heard of it by now!