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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-01-04 10:58 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-01-04 10:58 pm
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[Today was supposed to be the big day for Cobra. The day when everything went right. Certainly not the day where it rained on the morning on his attack, making it a pain to record video or take photos. And certainly not the day where his metal bird got shot out of the sky by Raichu. He was actually glad there wasn't any footage of that.
Really, it'd been a mixed bag at best. He'd done some damage, but retreat and recovery had been a complete disaster. Hopefully, the others did better.]
This morning the Vermilion City Gym was the target of a carefully planned aerial attack by Cobra forces. Let this be a reminder to you all that I can sssstrike anywhere at anytime. Anywhere! Without warning if I sssso choose!
[And not that he really feels like it, but there's some villainous laughter at the end of the public feed. Now to check in with the others.]
[Private Audio to Attack Volunteers]
By now your attacks should be underway, if not already finished. So I demand to know the results of them. Report in as ssssoon as you hear thissss message! And you better have succeeded!
Really, it'd been a mixed bag at best. He'd done some damage, but retreat and recovery had been a complete disaster. Hopefully, the others did better.]
This morning the Vermilion City Gym was the target of a carefully planned aerial attack by Cobra forces. Let this be a reminder to you all that I can sssstrike anywhere at anytime. Anywhere! Without warning if I sssso choose!
[And not that he really feels like it, but there's some villainous laughter at the end of the public feed. Now to check in with the others.]
[Private Audio to Attack Volunteers]
By now your attacks should be underway, if not already finished. So I demand to know the results of them. Report in as ssssoon as you hear thissss message! And you better have succeeded!
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Except for now. And of course, since it's a special exception, she's going to have a carefully thought-out, unique response-]
What. Who are you, crazy freak?
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I am Cobra Commander! Terrorist leader and future ruler of the world!
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[Her voice is perky and excited, before dropping to a monotone.] Never heard of you. What's this squawking about attacks? You do know your irritating voice can be heard by everyone, right? Doesn't that embarrass you?
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[What is even going on here? He doesn't exactly get the best reactions here, but this is more or less, new.]
And if you've never heard of me, you have now! Sssso there!
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Success, though... I like carnage, in a way. Show me some footage, then!
[There's a pleasant smile on her face.] It's a bit pathetic to have to tell people about yourself with your own mouth if you're supposedly so powerful.
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[Though most people might say otherwise.]
And if there was footage of the attack, I would have included it with my broadcast! And I was hissing like a ssssnake long before I ever came to thissss place!
[He's not sure why he feels the need to defend his speaking habits, but he may as well at this point.]
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Plus, all this hissing isn't just annoying, it's pretentious and stupid! What are you, a twelve-year-old freaky manchild? Grow up already!
And- wait, there's something on the radio about Vermillion City Gym. Maybe you aren't that bad. [She takes the radio and puts it at the receiver, broadcasting a good portion of the news report to him, with added giggles at select parts.]
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[Hang on. Let's listen to that.]
That report is completely inaccurate! Completely!
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I mean, I don't trust media much either, but everything is based off a grain of truth! [Giggling.] Wow, did your Pokémon really get zapped out of the sky and detained? The Pokémon that was supposed to help with the attack? That's just hopelessly pathetic!
Did you even do anything? They don't sound very distressed.
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[It more or less did happen that way.]
They're just...they're just downplaying it to not cause a panic! Yessss, that's it! That's exactly it!
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They even called yours an attempted attack!
[SNAP.]
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A successssssfully attempted attack! They left that part out!
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[Ohhhhh welp.] The other attacks look like they went soooo much better! What are you, some rookie claiming involvement for Team Rocket's actions or something? Probably saw what was happening and jumped into the fray like an excited kid in an action movie! Lame!
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Sssssome rookie? Some rookie? You dare call me a rookie? You have absolutely no idea who you're talking to! In fact-
[Well whatever that fact is is sort of getting lost here, since Cobra's just sort of angrily screaming into the Gear now.]
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You're just a jealous, talentless lapdog! Give up!
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The only use I could ssssee for someone like you is..is...
[Hang on. Let him think for a moment.]
Weapons testing! As the target!
[Cackles.]
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More words from an overly-ambitious idiot who can't even recognize the potentials of someone!
But I guess I won't ever be a follower to anyone, anyway. [How little does she know...] Especially not as someone as fake and blind as you!
But back to the main point- so did you wreck stuff, or not? There has a way to show proof, huuuh?
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[A thought suddenly occurs to Cobra Commander. And he can't even begin to figure out why this didn't occur earlier.
Then again maybe all the screaming might have had something to do with it.]
Then go to Vermilion and sssssee for yourself!
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But now you're just getting boring.
[If anything, she'll let him be the one to hang up, because she wants to see if he has anything shitty to say so she can laugh at it.]
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