28 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

Comments

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That's right! You're all doomed! Every last one of you!

[video] 1/2

[darkenedgales]

NOOOOOO! How can this be happening? I'm too young to die! I've still got places to go and duels to win! Is there really nothing I can do to stop the inevitable apocalypse?! I'm sorry Yuusei, I failed you! And kids, and everyone and...

[... Yeah, he continues his way overreacted act for a while here.]

[video] 2/2

[darkenedgales]

[... only to stop at one point and look at the screen with a doubtful look on his face.]

Seriously, though. Do you honestly believe you'd scare anyone with that crap?

Five-year-olds don't count.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't take much time to think about an answer.]

Yes, I do! But if you're not scared, I'm sure you will be the next time I attack sssssomething!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[In Crow's humble opinion, Cobra doesn't seem to think at all.]

C'mon, even you can't be that naïve!

Oh yeah? What's your next target? Ice cream truck?

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

An ice cream truck?

[Snickering at the very idea.]

I could, but no, I have much bigger plans in sssstore for Johto!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Do tell! Knowing you, it'll be something as evil as stealing a lollipop from a kid, huh?

Re: [video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That? I'd do that just for fun!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Don't. You'd probably end up failing and getting hurt anyway.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Why? That's never happened before!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

'Cause you're the type to talk big 'bout your evil deeds but all you can do in the end is block the door.

That's pretty much synonym of "failure", by the way.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

This is hardly all I can do! Like I said before, my next attack will be much worse!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Uh huh. Riiight. You shouldn't make empty promises, y'know!

[... He kind of sounds like he's scolding a child there.]

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

They're not empty! And if you continue to annoy me, I'll personally show you just how real they are!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Ohhh, how scary. [He says that with a shit-eating grin.] I could believe ya if I hadn't heard the same old line thousands of times before.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

There's a difference you idiot! I actually follow through with my threats, and I'll make sure to wipe that sssssmile off your face when I do it!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Sure you do! So, did ya ever get that one million dollars you asked for? Since the answer is no, what happened to your threats from back then?

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That? I ssssee no harm in explaining that. That plan was ruined by a number of unforeseen setbacks I could do nothing about! This plan and my future plans won't have those setbacks!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[He yawns loudly.]

Lame excuse. Whatcha gonna do if something comes up this time, too?

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[Lame? His excuses aren't lame.]

I'll show you lame! And nothing will happen! I don't have to worry about subordinates disappearing on me this time!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[fffft YOUR RAGE IS HILARIOUS]

You mean there were people who actually followed you?

Well, at least they're gone now and the level of dumb in Johto has decreased!

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[He won't say anything about the dumb thing. As far as he's concerned, some of that is definitely open to debate.]

Were? There still are!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

How much are you paying them that they ignore the fact they're making idiots out of themselves?

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'm not paying them anything. They work for me for free.

[video]

[darkenedgales]

... That makes no sense, unless they're a bunch cretins. No offense [LIES] but who the hell would want to work with you of their own free will?