cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssssssssshooting you now)
[Hey Johto? See those blue lasers flying across New Bark Town? Hear Cobra Commander’s maniacal laughter? Someone’s really happy about Johto playing tricks on him for once. Especially since they gave him back a standard issue MARS Industries laser rifle this time.]

Ahahahahaha! This is wonderful! Wonderful!

[More shooting. He’s murdering the poor defenseless New Bark Town sign. This is clearly the first step in conquering Johto: killing signs. ]

No one can ssstop me now! No one!

{OOC: His aim is just as bad as everyone’s in his canon, so any laser fire will fly harmlessly over people’s heads.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
Private Text to Gorthan )

{OOC: Just passing along some reports about the Commander's home world to Gorthan. He'll be posting publicly later on this week and probably next week too.}

25 | Video

Jun. 16th, 2011 01:36 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
This is ridiculousssssss!

[The Commander is holding the camera right in front of his mask, obscuring his location.]

People are dropping left and right because of a Pokémon? Are you people that incompetent? Because of thissssss?

[He turns the camera around, to show a Shedinja just hovering in front of the trees of Route 35, before turning it back to himself.]

If this thing is capable of causing this much damage, then I absolutely have to add it to my Pokémon team! Watch and learn Johto! Go…huh?

[Off camera, the Shedinja turned the second Cobra Commander went for a Pokeball. The camera wobbles a bit before both the Gear and the Commander hit the ground. ]

{OOC: Any replies will be handled by his Skarmory, which got out of its ball when Cobra fell.}

23 | Video

Apr. 10th, 2011 01:45 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I FELL DOWN HELP ME UP IDIOTSSSSS)
[The Commander has the gear standing on a table for the moment, and seems very unhappy.]

Skull Buster, pick up the camera. I want this battle broadcast to everyone! Everyone!

[The camera shakes a bit as Machop picks it up and continues filming.]

I will NOT allow Johto to be destroyed by bugs before I have the chance to conquer it! In fact, I will personally remove each and every bug from this area! Sssso watch and learn how a true leader deals with things like thisssss! COBRAAAAAAAAAAA! ATTACK!

[The view shows him run out the door, with the camera view following close behind, only to immediately get hit with a Pineco. The initial hit knocks him down. Pineco follows that up by glowing white and then BOOM! The Commander goes flying towards the camera and the screen goes black when he crashes into it.]

{OOC: Cobra Commander will be responding after Machop drags him inside, and he regains consciousness.}

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