28 | Video

Sep. 28th, 2011 12:16 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
[For once the feed isn’t focused on the Commander at all. Instead he has it turned toward the Goldenrod City Gym, which is currently sporting a relatively solid layer of ice over its doors.]

Excellent work Ice-Viper! Now they’ll never escape! Never!

[After some evil laughter, the Commander turns the camera towards his face.]

Johto! Consider this the first example of what my forces can do! And trust me, there will be others! Don’t even think about trying to capture me either or I’ll deal with you too!

[The feed clicks off after the final threat. He doesn’t want anyone to see where he’s going next.]

{OOC: Since he's trying his hardest to get away with this, the Commander also had Spikes scattered north of Goldenrod to try and discourage anyone from following. Which, like everything else he does in Johto, should be nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Replies from the Commander will probably be Audio.}

25 | Video

Jun. 16th, 2011 01:36 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
This is ridiculousssssss!

[The Commander is holding the camera right in front of his mask, obscuring his location.]

People are dropping left and right because of a Pokémon? Are you people that incompetent? Because of thissssss?

[He turns the camera around, to show a Shedinja just hovering in front of the trees of Route 35, before turning it back to himself.]

If this thing is capable of causing this much damage, then I absolutely have to add it to my Pokémon team! Watch and learn Johto! Go…huh?

[Off camera, the Shedinja turned the second Cobra Commander went for a Pokeball. The camera wobbles a bit before both the Gear and the Commander hit the ground. ]

{OOC: Any replies will be handled by his Skarmory, which got out of its ball when Cobra fell.}

22 | Video

Apr. 1st, 2011 05:50 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Your stupidity is hilarioussssss)
[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant.]

People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!

[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]

Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.

Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!

[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]

{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (IDIOTS! I HAVE IDIOTS ON MY PAYROLL)
There are so many products at the Department Store for Pokémon. Which ones do you use? And why? Which ones improve the ability to battle? Which Technical Machines would allow a Machop to strike a ghost Pokémon? If you can answer any of these, your help would be greatly appreciated.

Action for Department Store )

20 | Video

Feb. 7th, 2011 03:04 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssso help me I'll turn this thing around)
[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!

Private to Members of Team Rocket )

13 | Video

Nov. 26th, 2010 05:19 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculous scheme)
[The video feed shows the inside of a bag. The camera is getting bounced around a fair bit, and the regular Pokemon battle music can be heard over the sounds of battling and an angry trainer.]

Good! Ekans use Poison Sting! No! Dodge that! I told you to dodge! Use Bite! Stop failing me! Use Glare! There!

[The gear gets bumped around again and the sounds of a successful capture can be heard.]

Now to report this to those fools.

[The camera view changes as the gear is lifted out and turned towards Cobra Commander, showing him standing in a cave.]

What? This is already broadcasting! How long has this been on for?

10 | Video

Aug. 9th, 2010 02:52 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculous scheme)
[The video feed displays a nondescript room inside Rocket HQ. The camera is shaking around and occasionally drops higher or lower as Cobra Commander stands in front of it wearing his regular “definitely not a Rocket Grunt uniform” outfit.]

Attention citizens of Johto! I am Cobra Commander! This broadcast is to publicly thank those of you who so graciously provided me with information on Pokémon evolution. Soon my Ekans will evolve into Arbok and there’s nothing any of you can do about it! Nothing!

[This prompts some maniacal laughter from the masked man and seems to startle the person filming. The camera shakes around a bit taking the focus away from Cobra Commander, which of course angers him.]

Give me that back you idiot! This broadcast is over! Give it back you stupid Pokémon!

[There's a flash of purple before the feed goes black as the camera is yanked away from Ekans.]

09 | Text

Jul. 29th, 2010 05:53 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssstanding there)
Does anyone know how to make an Ekans evolve? Or a Zubat? It seems like I'm the only one with unevolved Pokemon still.

Locked to members of Team Rocket )

01 | Audio

May. 29th, 2010 09:52 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculous scheme)
To any members of Cobra in this miserable place, this is your commander speaking. Report in. Where are you? What kind of creature have you been given?


And to the rest of you on this network, any information you possess on the creatures that inhabit this place is of great interest to me. Feel free to share anything useful you've learned.


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