cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (NO ONE ARRESTS COBRA COMMANDER)
And you people say I’m all talk. You should all be ashamed! For all the talk of capturing me, hunting me down, making me pay, and so on, I’m still free. Not only that, but I’ve already made it back to Goldenrod. So much for tracking me. And since it seems that none of my demands were met, I’ve begun planning my next attack! And there’s nothing you can do about it!

Private Audio on Rocket Frequency )

20 | Video

Feb. 7th, 2011 03:04 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssso help me I'll turn this thing around)
[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!

Private to Members of Team Rocket )

19 | Video

Jan. 16th, 2011 03:05 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Addresssssssing the minionsssssssss)
[The video displays Cobra Commander standing in front of a blank wall, facing the camera.]

Attention citizens of the world! I have tried to remain patient and consolidate my power, but even my patience has limits! The more I see your broadcasts, the more it convinces me that some sort of greater authority is needed! And from what I can see, there’s nothing to stop me from proclaiming myself absolute ruler of Johto! So, I would like to formally announce that by the power vested in me by myself, I declare myself Emperor of Johto and all of you my subjects!

As your new emperor, I would like to ease any concerns you may have. I am a fair and benevolent ruler as long as you do exactly what I say without question! Disobedience will not be tolerated! I have a loyal team of Cobra operatives ready to deal with anyone who tries to usurp my authority!

[The camera turns to show off his completed Pokémon team. Pancake the Ditto, Arbok, Seviper, Machop, Zubat, and Snover. All look completely confused by their trainer’s ranting.]

Zartan, Coils, Hiss, Skull Buster, Aero-Viper, and Ice-Viper are more than capable of dealing with any of you! Especially without the existence of G.I. Joe! So swear your allegiance now! Swear it to Cobra! Cobraaaaaaaaaaaa!

[After the battle cry, he reaches over and turns the Gear off, ending the broadcast.]

{OOC: Obviously he has no real authority or anything like that.}

17 | Video

Dec. 23rd, 2010 01:40 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I ORDER YOU TO DO SSSSSSSSTUFF)
[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic.]

Do you see that? It was recently brought to my attention that my Pokemon were susceptible to Psychic types! Well that weakness has been dealt with! This creature has no such weakness! In fact, it’s even capable of freezing other Pokemon! Isn’t that wonderful?

Private to Members of Team Rocket )

Before I forget, I found that stupid girl’s Pokemon. I can't stand it, but it won't stop following me! I figure with the proper training, I'll make Pancake fit in with the rest of my loyal Pokemon! So I’m keeping it! And that’s not up for debate!

{OOC: Since Grace offered, Cobra Commander will be taking care of Melfina's Ditto, Pancake, for the foreseeable future.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssstanding there)
[The video feed displays a newly evolved Arbok slithering in the snow on Route 34, just outside Goldenrod City. The camera is a bit shaky since the Commander’s hands are unsteady due to it still being really cold outside. However, despite the weather he sounds ecstatic. ]

I did it! I finally did it! I told you all nothing could stop me! Remember that! I always get what I want! So don’t get in my way!

Private to Team Rocket )
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I ORDER YOU TO DO SSSSSSSSTUFF)
Unless I get what I want for Christmas, I don't care about this nonsense. At all! And neither should any of you!

Private to Team Rocket )

09 | Text

Jul. 29th, 2010 05:53 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssstanding there)
Does anyone know how to make an Ekans evolve? Or a Zubat? It seems like I'm the only one with unevolved Pokemon still.

Locked to members of Team Rocket )
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (THISSSSSS IS YOUR FAULT)
[There's a lovely view of Cianwood City aside from the rain and horrible wind, and a very angry voice from behind the camera.]

What is the meaning of this? Where am I? What's going on? This had better not be a trap! If any of you are responsible, you will pay!

Private to Team Rocket )

07 | Audio

Jun. 24th, 2010 03:59 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssssshifty eyes)
[The Ruins of Alph music can be heard (which is coincidentally the same music from Union Cave). Along with that, there's a very tired, very annoyed Cobra Commander on the other end]

To anyone brave enough to challenge Route 32, I wish you luck. You'll need it. And stay out of the Ruins of Alph! In addition to the sandstorm, they're under construction, yes, that's it, under construction. So stay out if you know what's good for you!

Private to Rockets )

{OOC: If you're actually in the Ruins, action tags are fine, just let me know you're doing that.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssssshifty eyes)
[This music can be heard for a few seconds before the audio function is turned off and the text function is turned on.]

Have any of you reached the Ruins of Alph? Is there anything I should be aware of? I haven't had the chance to do much exploring yet.

Private to Rockets - Text )


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